Deviation Actions
Literature Text
1. I cannot dye Greece's hair while he's asleep
2. Or cut it
3. Or mess with it in anyway
4. "Because I can" Is not valid response
5. Even though I think it is
6. I cannot set up Greece up on a blind date with France
7. Or Egypt
8. Or anyone for the matter
9. Actually avoiding France altogether is a good idea
10. I cant swear in front of TRNC
11. He'll repeat what I said
12. In front of Greece
13. And it will be funny Well at least to me
14. Threatening people who annoy me with my sword is not acceptable
15. Even though Japan does it all the time
16. Trying to get Sealand and TRNC to get along is not a good idea
17. It will result in somebody's death
18. Probably mine
19. I cant swear in front of Liechtenstein
20. Switzerland will shoot me
21. And Greece will think its funny damn cat-lover
22. I am not allowed to put tiny white masks on Greece's cats
23. Lightning a fire in the meeting room to cook kebabs on is not allowed
24. Even though kebabs are amazing
25. Do not give TRNC soda or caffeine
26. Same goes for the other micro-nations
27. They will go crazy
28. And Switzerland, Australia, and England will get very mad at me
29. Do Not under any circumstances, give Hungary access to Photoshop
30. Telling Russia Greece wants to become one with him is a bad idea
31. So is paying Prussia to invade Greece's vital regions
32. No matter how much Hungary pays for the pictures/videos
33. Do not ask Poland if he's sure that he's a boy
34. I do not look good with pink hair
35. Eating England's food is a terrible idea
36. No matter what he says, its not food, its poison
37. Speaking of England's food, don't insult it in front of him
38. Or he will get extremely depressed
39. Advice from Japan: Avoid all weirdly colored food America offers you
40. Note to self: Bring my own food to world meetings
41. I am not allowed to show up to world meetings in my Ottoman Empire outfit
42. No matter how awesome i look
43. Even Prussia admits i look awesome
44. Don't eat Peeps in front of Prussia
45. He'll thing I'm eating Gilbird
46. And try to kill me
47. Don't give Greece Peeps
48. 44-46
49. Do not give the Italy brothers any form of alcohol
50. Apparently them getting drunk is not funny
51. Do not show any of the micro-nations Japan's mangas
52. That applies to all other countries too
53. Do not mention yaoi, yuri, or anything of that sort in front of the micro-nations
54. Their minds haven't been corrupted yet
55. If France is drunk, immediately leaving the room is a good idea
56. #55 also applies to England
57. I am not allowed to pay Hungary to follow around Greece and Japan with a camera
58. Even if she offers to do it for free
59. I am not allowed to give Hungary pictures for her website
60. I should really avoid going on Hungary's website
61. I cant try to kill Greece when he follows me around playing The Phantom Of The Opera
62. Its not funny dammit
63. I cannot call Greece Feta bread
64. Or damn cat-lover
65. Or any other names
66. "Because he was annoying me" is not a good excuse
67. For anything
68. Especially something involving Greece
69. I cannot make any inappropriate jokes about this number ((Lul 69 XD))
70. I cant tease Spain and Romano
71. Unless i want to get covered in tomatoes
72. I cannot swear at other people in Turkish
73. Even though their reactions are hilarious
74. Apparently its not nice
75."Magic" is not the answer to everything
76. Even though its fun to say
78. I am not allowed to wear cat ears just to annoy Greece
79. I cannot arrange for South Korea and France to follow Greece around
80. Actually avoiding South Korea is probably a good idea
81. Telling Prussia that Greece's cats ate Gilbird is a bad idea
82. That will probably end in Greece's death
83. And even though Im fine with that its not allowed dammit
84. Bringing up Pirates VS Ninjas is a terrible idea
85. Especially if Spain, England, or Japan is in the room
86. I cannot call England Captain Arthur Kirkland
87. Or ask him why he stopped being a pirate
88. 86-87 applies to Spain too
89. I cannot ask Japan if he ships GerIta
90. Or Spamano
91. Or anything else like that
92. If Italy asks what GerIta is DO NOT ANSWER
93. If i do Germany will kill me
94. Even though we all know its true
95. I cannot offer to drive anyone anywhere
96. I cannot drive
97. Apparently I drive worse then Italy
98. Whatever the heck that means
99. I cannot impersonate other country's accents
100. And last of all I cannot stop being sexy
((#100 is from SassyQueen360 ))