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100 things I, Turkey, Cannot do

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1. I cannot dye Greece's hair while he's asleep

2. Or cut it

3. Or mess with it in anyway

4. "Because I can" Is not valid response

5. Even though I think it is

6. I cannot set up Greece up on a blind date with France

7. Or Egypt

8. Or anyone for the matter

9. Actually avoiding France altogether is a good idea

10. I cant swear in front of TRNC

11. He'll repeat what I said

12. In front of Greece

13. And it will be funny Well at least to me

14. Threatening people who annoy me with my sword is not acceptable

15. Even though Japan does it all the time

16. Trying to get Sealand and TRNC to get along is not a good idea

17. It will result in somebody's death

18. Probably mine

19. I cant swear in front of Liechtenstein 

20. Switzerland will shoot me

21. And Greece will think its funny damn cat-lover

22. I am not allowed to put tiny white masks on Greece's cats

23. Lightning a fire in the meeting room to cook kebabs on is not allowed

24. Even though kebabs are amazing

25. Do not give TRNC soda or caffeine 

26. Same goes for the other micro-nations

27. They will go crazy

28. And Switzerland, Australia, and England will get very mad at me

29. Do Not under any circumstances, give Hungary access to Photoshop

30. Telling Russia Greece wants to become one with him is a bad idea

31. So is paying Prussia to invade Greece's vital regions

32. No matter how much Hungary pays for the pictures/videos

33. Do not ask Poland if he's sure that he's a boy

34. I do not look good with pink hair

35. Eating England's food is a terrible idea

36. No matter what he says, its not food, its poison

37. Speaking of England's food, don't insult it in front of him

38. Or he will get extremely depressed 

39. Advice from Japan: Avoid all weirdly colored food America offers you

40. Note to self: Bring my own food to world meetings

41. I am not allowed to show up to world meetings in my Ottoman Empire outfit

42. No matter how awesome i look

43. Even Prussia admits i look awesome

44. Don't eat Peeps in front of Prussia

45. He'll thing I'm eating Gilbird

46. And try to kill me

47. Don't give Greece Peeps

48. 44-46

49. Do not give the Italy brothers any form of alcohol 

50. Apparently them getting drunk is not funny

51. Do not show any of the micro-nations Japan's mangas

52. That applies to all other countries too

53. Do not mention yaoi, yuri, or anything of that sort in front of the micro-nations

54. Their minds haven't been corrupted yet

55. If France is drunk, immediately leaving the room is a good idea

56. #55 also applies to England

57. I am not allowed to pay Hungary to follow around Greece and Japan with a camera

58. Even if she offers to do it for free

59. I am not allowed to give Hungary pictures for her website

60. I should really avoid going on Hungary's website

61. I cant try to kill Greece when he follows me around playing The Phantom Of The Opera

62. Its not funny dammit

63. I cannot call Greece Feta bread

64. Or damn cat-lover

65. Or any other names

66. "Because he was annoying me" is not a good excuse

67. For anything

68. Especially something involving Greece

69. I cannot make any inappropriate jokes about this number ((Lul 69 XD))

70. I cant tease Spain and Romano

71. Unless i want to get covered in tomatoes

72. I cannot swear at other people in Turkish

73. Even though their reactions are hilarious

74. Apparently its not nice

75."Magic" is not the answer to everything

76. Even though its fun to say

78. I am not allowed to wear cat ears just to annoy Greece

79. I cannot arrange for South Korea and France to follow Greece around

80. Actually avoiding South Korea is probably a good idea

81. Telling Prussia that Greece's cats ate Gilbird is a bad idea

82. That will probably end in Greece's death

83. And even though Im fine with that its not allowed dammit

84. Bringing up Pirates VS Ninjas is a terrible idea

85. Especially if Spain, England, or Japan is in the room

86. I cannot call England Captain Arthur Kirkland

87. Or ask him why he stopped being a pirate

88. 86-87 applies to Spain too

89. I cannot ask Japan if he ships GerIta

90. Or Spamano

91. Or anything else like that

92. If Italy asks what GerIta is DO NOT ANSWER

93. If i do Germany will kill me

94. Even though we all know its true

95. I cannot offer to drive anyone anywhere

96. I cannot drive

97. Apparently I drive worse then Italy

98. Whatever the heck that means

99. I cannot impersonate other country's accents

100. And last of all I cannot stop being sexy

 

((#100 is from SassyQueen360 ))

I am showing pride in my country XD Or making fun of him...... Same thing... XD

Finally got around to posting this... I wrote it a while ago and forgot to post it.... XD

Anyway, we've got 100 things Turkey can not do!~ Its not very good, but oh well! XD

Hetalia- :iconhimaruyaplz:
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((What's so funny with the number 69? ))